1) We are interviewing to fill a post: Instructional Technologist.
One of the candidates that we were required to interview (veteran status) just called to see why he hasn't received a campus map and interview location information in the mail. The regular mail. We told him to check his email. May I remind you that he is trying to be hired as someone who specializes in TECHNOLOGY. I have this image of an old guy shuffling out to his mailbox.
2) This in from Russian essay correction:
"D-503 shares his opinions and displays quite fragrantly his lack of self-control."
Good to know that the Soviet Union was open to lack of self-control if it smelled good.