smut mongers beware

So, we had a person whose job, among other things, was to order films for faculty. She is no longer with us, in large part because technology had moved on so much since she was hired that we couldn't get her to learn what we needed. Latest discovery reveals that she had developed some technological skills we had no idea about. We also often wondered what she did with her time all day every day with little to show for it. Well, now we know. Turns out that over the years whenever a faculty member would order a film, she would screen it and edit it to remove any salacious content. No wonder she never had time to do anything else. I guess all the movies we think we have in the library are actually sanitized versions...