Rejoice! Undergraduate writing assignments are coming in!

Because I know you love them: here is an exchange between colleagues on the latest undergraduate writing gaffe:

Professor A

Homework answer: "Women bust learn to make full use of their rights and

to stop being timid or diffident."

Professor B
I never thought of Russia's social problems being linked to women not
making full use of their busts' rights.

Boy, this could revolutionize the place!

Professor A
Busts of the World, Unite!