1) New meaning for TMI: checking in on faculty member off last term for prostate cancer treatment and I receive this email.
dear jane:thank you for the e-mail asking me about my situation.
i hope that i will be fine. i still have problems such as feelings of urgency, frequent urination and occasional bladder spasm (you do not want to hear all about these). despite the side effects, i am positive that i will be able to perform the duties.
2) Continued interaction with student who believes there are FBI spies in her Arabic class.
3) Asked colleague who needs to go out of town for family meeting to make plan for elderly mother if there is anything I can do to help. Response: "place pillow over my sister's face."
So, all in all, things are off to a rousing start.