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Back by popular demand...

Ok, so here is the before and after picture of the "accent" wall in the family room. Most members of the family loathe the new color, but I don't see any of them wielding a brush.

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Here are some recent pictures - Catherine suffering through my idea of a birthday cake (key lime cheese cake) and Ryan with friends. God, is pregnancy in the water?

At last an update

I don't have the hang of posting regularly yet and fear that I shall lose my miniscule audience! So here is a little update. The children are out of school for the summer and it is the time of year when I get wiggy according to Craig. I can't bear to see them splayed sloth like in front of the TV, xbox or computer, but seem to lack the wherewithal to keep a constant assault on this slothdom. Miraculously, the past few days have been like a dream come true for me. In fact, as I write this I can hear C, S and a friend downstairs playing a furious game of monopoly. This has been going on for hours, interrupted only by a trip to the bowling alley. It is pouring with rain so have roasted vegetables for dinner which seems hugely unseasonable for June in Utah.
I have, of course, been following the baby updates. Arrival of new niece in California -- finally someone bearing the Hacking last name for the next generation. And of course we have all been avidly been following Alison's blog (or was that boobs?). I am enjoying these pregnancies vicariously. Daniel is over the moon about Olivia and I don't have to contemplate a sleepless night!

A Slice of Americana

So, we went to Catherine's dance recital this evening. The yearly recital, where girls grouped by age, tap, shuffle and often stumble their way through a series of dances, is a flourshing aspect of at least a Utah girlhood. "Suzanne's School of Dance" where Catherine and two of her friends go weekly looks to have around 200 girls from 3-18 trying to step in time. And Suzanne is just one of many valiant women across the Salt Lake valley imparting the love of dance. Every other year the recital is held on the university campus at Kingsbury Hall with costumes. In the off year, there are matching T-shirts in a Church basement. This year was Kingsbury Hall. Dressing rooms, bright lights and, oh, the costumes. I shall try to paint a picture for those of you who don't immediately know what such an event might look like. And stay tuned for photos and perhaps even video to be added next week.
First, the costumes, because clearly this is mainly what it is all about. Each group does three dances and hence, gets three costumes. They are a wonderment of spangly, sequiny, stretchy delight. The very young girls also get at least one dance in yards of tulle. Lest they look too innocent, this is offset by another number in an outfit that Craig remarked "wouldn't look out of place with a pole". The dances fall under one of four rubrics: jazz, hip hop, tap and ballet. Ballet is only for the little girls, and hip hop only for the big ones. The hip hop dances are all to songs that I am quite sure Mrs. Stott does not grasp the lyrics of. My favorite of the evening was Sean Paul's ode to marijauna backing a bevy of jaunty, very blond mormon girls.
But it's not just dancing. There's more! In addition to the dances, there is tumbling. After one of their three dances, the girls demonstrate two tricks that they have been working on. The audience is subjected to an astonishing array of aborted handstands, failed cartwheels and split second head stands. This is all done on blue mats that have been dragged on stage. As an audience we begin to get the hang of the routine and the appearance of the blue mats becomes Pavlovian. We know we are in for some class entertainment. No one is any good at any of the tricks and most people are beyond bad. Why must they do it? Why must they confront the mat of shame? It did make us contemplate buying the DVD of the evening just for the sheer comic value. But given that Catherine was among those who "misjudged" her trick... we thought it might just be unkind.
I promise pictures.

Who's on third?

I'm not in charge yet but that doesn't stop people from turning to me. "I have a student who failed second semester Latin and is begging for a passing grade so he can continue. Should I give it to him? He's very keen on all things Roman". Oh, and "all the women in the class complained that he gave them the creeps, and one told me he's on the sex offender registry". Thank god we can leave aside this issue, because he can't decline a latin noun to save his life, let alone pass third semester. Incidentally, he is on the registry -- a source of information that certainly wasn't around in my student days. Weird.

office space

My co-chair has moved his stuff into the administrative suite. He managed a sweet swap with someone eager to move to the quiet corner of the department that we currently occupy. For those of you who haven't seen our digs, we inhabit a building which challenges even the best sense of direction. Our offices extend along labyrinthian hallways. Someone explained to me when I arrived here that the zigs and zags were designed to maximize windows to the outside and indeed, unlike my previous place of employ, I do have a lovely view of the foothills. My former job had us housed in what was to have been a parking garage and as one friend wryly observed, the offices were the size of parking spaces. I too will move to the centre of the office labyrinth, but must wait until an office is vacated. This will probably be on the last possible day preceding my official appointment so I expect to be rolling dolly loads of books on June 30th.
I won't be teaching a class again until January and some part of me must be clinging to my last grading. I still have stacks to get through by Monday. We have a new online system for posting grades which gives an ominous countdown when you log in: "you have 5 days, 4 hours and 37 minutes left to post your grades". I fear I shall be down to just minutes by the time I get it all done. In the meantime I have planted some herbs given to me by the children for my birthday. I have only looked at the handheld GPS device from Craig - it promises to involve a steep learning curve, but I am very excited to have it. We can start geo-caching on weekends --- or I can use it to find my way from my new office to the bathroom.